In somebody else’s lake. You dream about going up there. But that is a big mistake. Just look at the world around you. Right here on the ocean floor. Such wonderful things surround you. What more is you lookin’ for?

Under the sea. Under the sea. Darling it’s better. Down where it’s wetter. Take it from me. Up on the shore they work all day. Out in the sun they slave away. While we devotin’. Full time to floatin’. Under the sea!

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Here’s an idea - get your aunt to make your dirty gay sex Spiderman costume. Don’t worry if she can’t do eyes. Who needs eyes? Watch out! Here comes the Spiderman!

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In the distant future, gay cigar smokers are the only beings to survive the poisened planet. They were saved by their uncanny ability to adapt to the new world by filtering the now toxic air through their stogies, which they smoked non-stop. And the twinks cried as they faded.

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According to the author, “Here your can look very deeply in my ass. See my anus from the inside. It’s awesome!” You may remember him from last week when he was also shoving large bottles of hair care products up his ass.

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This guy is pounding himself with a ginormous John Holmes 12″x8″ dildo and he takes it all. Repeatedly. As if that wasn’t scarey enough, he set his video to some kind of post-apocalyptic industrial soundtrack that just makes it scarey enough for a Halloween post. Scaaaaarey!

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It’s Halloween kids! And that means nothing but scarey entries on YouLoveGayPorn! Scaaaaarey!

Our first video features some dude in a full body suit jacking off through his rubber suit. I’m pretty sure he actually cums but it’s kinda hard to tell with all that rubber on. Why the Chewbacca comment you ask? Just watch it, you’ll see.

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There was a time (not too long ago) when gay guys would have to resort to stealing copies of “Playgirl” from the local corner store in order to get their rocks off without anyone knowing they dug dudes. Then Abercrombie and Fitch came along. Suddenly you could pretend you were shopping for gay clothes and nobody had to know you were getting off on all the crazy hot dudes in the ads. This stuff might not really make you gay, but it certainly takes whatever gay you have and turns it up a notch.

Oh, I know… there’s chicks in the video. But there’s trees in the video too. See, I don’t fuck either of them so as long as they don’t block the crazy hot dudes I’m good with them being there. Nobody said I had to make sense.

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It’s Monday and that can mean only one thing on YouLoveGayPorn.com — FARTS! Yup, farts are still funny and there’s still plenty of videos of guys cutting the cheese. In the spirit of inclusion of all things hilarious I present the today’s farting video.

This one features a rather hot looking dude on his knees on his bed pushing out a real loud and long one. You can see his butthole distend as he pushes real hard. Oh, the humanity!

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Apparently this straight dude is super in love with some chick named Anna. So he made a jerk-off video for her to show how much he cares. Okay. Apart from the obvious mistake of expressing love by jacking of on x-tube… Apart from his totally messy room in the background… This dude has a dick that made me say, “Oh, my!” and he’s kinda cute so repeat after me, “My name is Anna.”

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These two buddies get ready fuck for the first time on video and it’s kind of cute how the guy that starts out on the bed is all calm and collected until his friend jumps on the bed then he’s all smiles and ready to go. He slips it in bareback and leaves it there. And they called it puppy lo-o-o-ove…

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Maverick is the latest homemade gay porn video from the guys at YouLoveJack.com! He’s a straight twink with a beard and a video camera that wants to be a porn star. He starts out fully naked with a boner and things only get better from there!

YouLoveJack serves up really cute guys in their own homemade gay porn videos. The guys in the videos shoot the videos themselves so there’s no stupid director asking stupid questions and no creepy hands reaching in from off camera. Just real gay sex action that is totally hot.

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I’m not sure weather to be turned on or pissed off by this clip. On one hand, this dude is obviously fucking hot with his beautiful rock hard cock that shoots stream after stream of delicious cum all over his smooth defined belly and pecs. On the other hand, how do my private jack off videos keep getting posted on xtube? Now you all know what I look like naked! Damn it.

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Just when you start thinking YouTube is completely ruined for anything good along comes this gem. Two dorm room mates prance around and sing along to the soundtrack from “Moulin Rouge”. This in itself isn’t remarkable but they happen to be shirtless. And hot. Well, at least the one is.

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What a cutie! Forget the amazing body. Forget the killer face. Forget the ghetto kitchen. It’s all about how cute he is when he takes off his pants and gets a boner then tries to hide it with his jeans. He’s actually a little embarrassed by it! Everybody say, “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh”!

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