But he aint no pompitous of love!

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It wants its Hawaiian shirt back.

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If you’re going to sleep in the nude then you should expect your buddy to show up and fuck the bejeezus out of you.

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It won’t be a stylish marriage. I can’t afford a carriage. But you’re so sweet to beat my meat. With a handjob that’s built for two!

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Eat up!

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Or is it further? Who cares… just lick it!

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Ministers, sinisters, banisters and canisters. Bishops and fishops and Rabbis and Popeyes. Oh, and twinks that kind of look like John Lennon.

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I think this might adversely affect the time/space continuum.

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You’re not Yoshimi and you’re not a black-belt in karate. But you should keep sucking that pink robot. I know you can do it.

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It doesn’t take a mathematician to figure out that 1 hot skater + 1 cam = 1 hot skater cam show. Or 3x. Something like that…

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Grab your camcorder and head to the graveyard to record your boyfriend sucking your cock. Tell them Boris sent you.

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Or are you just happy to see me?

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After a bit of skating Maverick and James head indoors to cool off. Yadda, yadda, yadda… they’re jerking off together. Yadda, yadda, yadda… Maverick starts sucking James’ cock. Blah, blah, blah… James dumps a huge load all over Maverick’s face. I miss Seinfeld.

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Real pillars of the community.

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