Would you like fries with that?

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If ya can’t beat ‘em… Beat it.

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Cum soaked feet are delicious!

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Not yet… Hold it… Wait… Nope… Hold it… Ah shit… Fuck… Fuck… I’m cumming! Oh fuck! Fuck ya! Ungh…

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Does somebody need a little boo-boo kitty? Hmm? Boo-boo?

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Cute little straight guy jacks off and shoots in his own mouth. I gotta get me one of those!

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Yup… He’s fucking the cupboard.

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For that to happen, your buddy would have to give you a rim job. Rim jobs make you gay.

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The fucking is fine but that sofa has gotta go!

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Look, I don’t care how cute your boyfriend is… Take your damn black socks off when you have sex!

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When you tell my Mom and Dad. When you see my baby sister be as kind as you can. And break it to my Grandma, who said “That boy’s wild and bad!” Break it to them gently when you tell them that I won’t be cumming on my face again.

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Isn’t she?

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Warning - post may contain rave music.

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Secrets are fun!

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