Or is he rocking on the pumper?

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Dunh dunh dunh dunh. Dunh dunh dunh dunh. Dunh dunh dunh dunh. Dunh dunh dunh dunh… Deedle doo. Deedle doo. Dunh dunh!

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Ya, it’s hot sex and everything but what what the fuck’s up with your wall? You need to hand in your gay card…

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I’ll drive.

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And the Jello is always yellow.

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Or are they knockin’ boots? Droppin’ it like it’s hot? I can’t keep up…

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It’s always the big ones… Hallo!

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If wishes were horses, then beggars could ride. Horses. That are wishes.

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Now, there was a time… when they used to say… that behind ev’ry great man… there had to be a pink dildo!

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That’s something.

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Humpity hump hump, humpity hump hump… Look at Humpy go!

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As seen in the pages of DQ Magazine.

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Protracted masturbation techniques from Monticello.

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Modern plug-and-play includes both the traditional boot-time assignment of I/O addresses and interrupts to prevent conflicts and identify drivers, as well as hotplug systems such as USB and Firewire.

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