
I thought the sun rose in your eyes. Then you came in my mouth, you fucking asshole.
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When I wake up in the morning and the ‘larm gives out a warning - I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time! Because I’m jacking off.
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Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do. Doom-pa-dee do.
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There are children in Africa that don’t even have a David Boreanaz action figure!
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In the future, all basements will have red tile. For 15 minutes.
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Hot and brought to me.
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Wait for it… Wait… Watch out for your face!
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Priority overnight.
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That’s your cock? Right…
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Best served with your cock in your hand.
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I… likeitlikethat!
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Some things are better left unsaid.
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Nothing little here.
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Every 12 inches is a foot…
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